How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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