How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.