How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)