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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
Because they can't even.
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
A: Pretty hot
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(
He dates his other sister.
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
You cant count them when its dark
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
