Zone Jokes

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Girl Friend Jokes More Girl Friend Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light