Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.