Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Join Jokes More Join Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.