Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
By the ears...
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
Bed
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
