How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes More Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.