How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes More Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.