How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes More Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.