What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.