5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Ann Jokes More Ann Jokes

Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

5 Arm Jokes More 5 Arm Jokes

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.