5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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5 Arm Jokes More 5 Arm Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"