5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.