Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it