Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.