Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
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Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
A Chef of course...
Basket-ball of course!
A very dry sense of humor
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"
Hella
Do you even have a permit for this survey?!
Danke
Why does it have to be a group activity
I'm not sure, It's always changing.
Neosporin.
One. They're efficient and don't have humour.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.