Suicidal.
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Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.
A: a $20 bill
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
Because they don't have chairs.
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
Statue bro?"
Because the fine bros would sue.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
It was a work of friction.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
A big stinker!
