Suicidal Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Black Cop Jokes More Black Cop Jokes

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

Meh Jokes More Meh Jokes

How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?

Meh.. It's Oedipal

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh