What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Baby cedar

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies