What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies