What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."