What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!