What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Sigh-lent night

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Oh comb all ye faithful'

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It's Christmas, Eve.

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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Parents.

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Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!