Fece Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil