How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking