they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.
They combined for 16 paws.
La chaim-lich maneuver.
She choked.
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
A twelf