How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking