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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

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What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Ride Bike Jokes More Ride Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Apu Jokes More Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.