Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Bruce Lee Favorite Beverage Jokes More Bruce Lee Favorite Beverage Jokes

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"