Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

Old Hobbit Jokes More Old Hobbit Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.