Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
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He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
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One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
A Krismas goose.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
I Bruce easily don't hit me !
Penny Bruce
Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
Let us prey.'
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
Da Beers
Because it had too many threads.
because it did.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
He used a krypton-currency.
It was juts a stage he was going through.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
A Poptometrist!
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
WATAAAAAAAAAAA!
WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"