Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.