Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.