Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan