Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks