What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...