What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !