What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Too many plot holes.

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We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Turn signals

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What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d

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Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.