What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants