Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four