Calculus Student Jokes

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

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What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant"

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P