What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."