What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB