Jolly Good Fellow Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.