They want to look like their mothers.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
When her moustache is on fire!
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
Her brother has a moustache.
Sorry guys, moustache!"
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
You're hired" "Not guilty"
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
A barber
Friends.
He got turd degree burns.
Monkey farts
Kermit's finger
No one knows it's never happened.
None if nobody's looking.
A paper jam
Because you can really party hearty!
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Forgetti Bolognese.
