Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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A rackless driver...

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.