Inform Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Jokeexplainbot Jokes More Jokeexplainbot Jokes

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Whatsapp Jokes More Whatsapp Jokes

WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's driving?

Immigration.

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Basis Jokes More Basis Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.