Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.