Steamroller Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Lobsters "

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."