Steamroller Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

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What do you call a promiscious asian lady?

A yellow taxi.

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How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.