Tin Man Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Sinner Jokes More Sinner Jokes

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."