Crook Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Fece Jokes More Fece Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did one Redditor say to another?

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Bank Robber Jokes More Bank Robber Jokes

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.