Crook Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con