Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
80
Because one egg is
Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah
9/12
Because 7 ate 9.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
The Samsung Note 7
It was an explosive success
Everywhere.
