What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.