What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.