What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!