Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

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Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Low Case Letter Jokes More Low Case Letter Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

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What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

What's a businessman's favourite dessert?

Profiteroles!