Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Profiterole Jokes More Profiterole Jokes

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

What's a businessman's favourite dessert?

Profiteroles!

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Little Green Man Jokes More Little Green Man Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.