What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"