What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.