What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(