Oven Mitt Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why do elephants drink so much?

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

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Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.