Cell Phone Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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