What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Gender Jokes More Gender Jokes

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)