Gender Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!