Gender Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Engineering Student Jokes More Engineering Student Jokes

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Patriarchy Jokes More Patriarchy Jokes

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.