Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Hercule Jokes More Hercule Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.