Hercule Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.