What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church