Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Imperial Jokes More Imperial Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March