Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Hillary Supporter Jokes More Hillary Supporter Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

March Jokes More March Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade