Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.