Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob