Raft Jokes

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.