Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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white water rafting.

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He can't stand the 1%

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So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Replace the laces with earphones.

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One of them makes sense!

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Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Put it in water

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.