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Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
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You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
An astronaut.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
A self-cleaning coven.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Their Linens
He didn't want to play second fidel
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
She wanted to be on time.
I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.
They had a wedding reception.
They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
It takes longer to milk the bull.
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
A. They really raised Cain.
