Stew Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

You might also enjoy:

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

4 Leper Jokes More 4 Leper Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.