Stew Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

4 Leper Jokes More 4 Leper Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.