Stew Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.