Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)