Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.