Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

West Jokes More West Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.