Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Because deep down they're really good people.

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Fruit of the tomb

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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A Rollie Pollie

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Mee yew!

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Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Start in England and drive West.

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I love ewe!

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead