Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Sudden Lee Jokes More Sudden Lee Jokes

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.