Stupid Kid Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....